I got this nasty, NASTY mosquito bite under my arm a few days ago.

And rather than heal properly, something happened while I was asleep last night because I woke up and it was oozing blood, and pus, and other gross stuff.

( Really gross pictures here )

As does quite a lot of this community, I have IBS, which leads to hilarity like asspee and shitting the bed because I literally could not get out of bed fast enough to get to the toilet 10 feet away ( Read more... )

living in good old austin, texas, i've crossed paths with far too many cock-a-roaches for my taste. not only are they unpleasant by their own merits, but those fuckers bite, too, in case y'all didn't know ( Read more... )